( A televised broadcast sent out to every gear and every television across Johto and Kanto. )

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Monday, August 15, everyone's PokéGears will blink again and welcome the presence of that same, very serious Officer Jenny.

( ALERT, CRIMINALS ARE ON THE LOOSE! )

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Sunday, August 14, everyone's PokéGears will go off and welcome the presence of one very serious Officer Jenny.

( ALERT, CRIMINALS ARE ON THE LOOSE! )

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Monday, June 06, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... a few Jennys in a bit of a frantic rush.

( ALERT, CRIMINALS ARE ON THE LOOSE! )

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Thursday, November 18th, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... that same something as last time.

[Officer Jenny appears on screen, two large Kangaskhan behind her. And... she's half distracted, since she is on the phone."What?! Why didn't you tell me the systems were down?! ( Read more... )

ALERT! ALERT!

At approximately 6:00 PM (EST) on Thursday, September 30th, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... We're not really sure, but it's something.

[Officer Jenny appears on screen, two large Kangaskhan behind her. She looks pretty frazzled, but she's doing her best to keep composure. Gotta love these cops!"Alert! ( Read more... )